Nature's Idiot -- The Dodo Bug
This little guy is
the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I honestly don't know how they ever
evolved into anything. I've seen them when they're out in the open; they hover
like hummingbirds and they hum like them too. I can hear them at night, pelting
my door. Mini and incessant battering rams with the clatter of fire crackers.
It's a marvel, the strategy they employ to infiltrate my room. They zoom, full
speed, into the door; fall down; and then crawl around until they've walked
through the gap at the bottom of my door. They're fast when they're flying but
it doesn't seem like they stay in the air for that long. If they are airborne
for more than 30 seconds they run into the wall, or a table, a chair, and then
drop to the ground. They're their own pest control. I'll wake up in the morning
and they've bashed their own brains out and then all I have to do is sweep them
out the door.
I'm also completely unaware of
their purpose. They don't have a stinger, they don't swarm around in hives, or
hover over flowers. What do they contribute? I suppose they little birdies need
something to eat.
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