Walk Safe and Watch Out for Jïb

In my family you can't leave anybody's house without hearing, "drive safe and watch out for deer." More importantly, never let anyone leave your presence without saying "drive safe and watch out for deer." Not saying this necessary phrase is the equivalent of saying, "fuck you, I hope you die tomorrow."

Even if you are living in the city, say it. Deer will take a taxi, if need be, just to get in front of your car. Miles into town, they will still kamikaze your car, just to destroy your prized automobile. It's true, ask my mother.

But what do I say here? None of us PCTs (Peace Corps trainees – make note of the acronyms, they're frickin' everywhere) are allowed to have a car and there are no deer.

You've probably figured out the answer by the title of this post:

Walk safe and watch out for jïb.

Jïb is Amharic for hyena.

Seriously, watch out for jïb.